PERSONAL Tried to quit my job.
I tried to quit my job the other day, but when I did my boss called,
convinced me to stay for: a raise, a title: 
Comp. Security Officer, and a reduction in work.

A breakdown of work before:
In the mornings I have to avoid the zombies (irate slow moving homeless people), except instead of slowing them down with machine guns like in the movies you can use change and dollar bills. I hardly do anything during the day, all I want to do is work and they just tell me to look busy. I run
 spybot and windows update, wasting our clients' time.
Usually in the afternoon I get assigned some mundane task that is pointless and mindnumbing. Oh and the whole time in between everything
I worry about and try to create a website that a client will like, but they never do, as I know nothing of style and color etc...

A breakdown of work after:
In the mornings I have to avoid the zombies (irate slow moving homeless people), except instead of slowing them down with machine guns like in the movies you can use change and dollar bills.
I hardly do anything during the day, all I want to do is work and they just tell me to look busy. I run
 spybot and windows update, wasting our clients' time.
Usually in the afternoon I get assigned some mundane task that is pointless and mindnumbing. Oh and the whole time in between everything I worry about and try to create a website that a client will like, but they never do, as I know nothing of style and color etc...
Oh and I have a new title and raise.