Everyone I work with thinks I am an idiot, and incompetent. I am incompetent at most of my job. I do not know the nuances of Outlook, I do not have the ability to tell a 63 year old construction worker named Jerry how to replace his sim card, over the phone. I do not have the patients to step a woman named Carol through a hugely complex process on the phone when she doesn't do what I ask her to.

You know what I do. I fix the server. I heal the network (Granted sometimes I break it). I increase security. I demand higher standards from my coworker.

But again I agree with what most people think about me at where I work, I am mostly incompetent at my job.

(No offense to construction workers, just to Jerry)