John C Dovorak is a god damned genius.

This is the official page of the anti-one. Do not vote. You don't know enough, I promise. If you feel the urge to vote, read a book instead. If you don't know what to read, pick up a copy of "The Irony of Democracy."

Dice.com sent me a message saying I could get money for voicing my opinions on IT. Well I will voice them here for free. IT sucks. There is no way to master the nuances that everyone needs. It needs to be broken down so that people who work in IT work on servers and assist with security policies. People who do not and use a computer should have to take at least a 1 hour course on every program they will have to use in the course of their work.

My head god damn hurts. I might break my liquor "lint" tonight. FUCK KEITH.

Anyone who is a reasonable person and had the day I had with their boss they would have quit. I don't know why I haven't. After today my future plans have been delayed. But who knows, I really think this could come back to bite my boss in the ass.

I swear getting this thing to work was a huge waste of time....a lot of people use them on forums so I kinda liked but thought I needed to add my own artismo.

Being a smoker when your 17 is cool.
Quit when you are 18.
If you only smoke when you drink that's ok, but if you ever say "I only smoke when I drink" You can never be cool(ever). Do lots of drugs during high school and college(pot is not a drug). Every drug, but crack. Acid's nerdy (Do it often but don't tell people). Don't start drinking when your 17 and haven't quit by 22.

5ives.com parody

Five people who would make better Tom Waits songs than people:

1 John Ashcroft

2 Ayn Rand

3 Kevin Smith

4 Chuck Bukowski

5 Les CLaypool

Sometimes things don't end up how they are supposed to, and you end up at your Grandfather's funeral and you just can't pee.

I have that carpal tunnel, a friend reccomended magnet bracelets. Sounds like bullshit. Any other reccomendations.

You may be wondering why that question ends in a period, It's becuase no one is going to answer it.

When I was younger they advertised some kind of light that you would shine on your wrist that would heal damage on that next step show that used to be on the discovery channel. You know that one with that guy that was on the cnet show. You know pre zdtv which was you know pre techtv which was pre g4 which was pre twit.tv. It was the first time I saw remotecontrol devices(robots) fighting, I think it was the same episode anyway. Where are my keys.

If Slartibartfast was here today he would know what advice to give me.

Coolest mac blog(Merlin Mann says so).http://www.macalope.com/ Well he may like his own blog more, I don't know.

Everyone I work with thinks I am an idiot, and incompetent. I am incompetent at most of my job. I do not know the nuances of Outlook, I do not have the ability to tell a 63 year old construction worker named Jerry how to replace his sim card, over the phone. I do not have the patients to step a woman named Carol through a hugely complex process on the phone when she doesn't do what I ask her to.

You know what I do. I fix the server. I heal the network (Granted sometimes I break it). I increase security. I demand higher standards from my coworker.

But again I agree with what most people think about me at where I work, I am mostly incompetent at my job.

(No offense to construction workers, just to Jerry)

My limewire library reads:
David Essex(1 song)
Jimmy Buffet(15 songs)
Johnny Cash(30 songs)
Pornographic video(1)
NIN (1 song)
And: MOVIE Christmas The Santa Clause DIVX

WHO THE FUCK DOWNLOADED THE SANTA CLAUSE ON MY COMPUTER?
WHEN I FIND OUT WHO I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A WAVE ON MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AND A PARTICLE THE REST OF THE TIME, Damnit.

What makes someone like something? I have a tendancy to believe there is a level of this hard wired into our make ups, however that doesn't account for people who enjoy pain or things that are dangerous. I ask for comments on this post as to demystify why people do or do not like certain things. What causes a person to risk there life to do something? What causes someone to enjoy things, or not?

If Elvis Costello were...fuck this just ends with me sayin' chicks from the boro who don't know where Great Escape is, suck!(Jen I am pretty sure you know how to get their, and if not this does not apply to you).

It's getting close my friends.

We miss you JC. No, not that jebus fellow I am talking about a man I never met But remains close to my heart...Stab the devil for me my man.

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/10/architecture_an.html a schiener article...when I started reading it I thought I might be wrong about the man, but you know by the time I got to the end of it, I was trying to figure out what the hell this guy is trying to get across. Security structures based on current threat = bad...regardless of being in the internet or physical space. So what the fuck...anyone can say "Knee jerk reactions are bad"...Schneier is a tard.

I hide my Johnny Cash and Bukowski DVD's from all. And I cry cry cry, becuase love is a dog from hell. If only I wasn't born into this.

Two people died in my parents yard today. Someone wrapped their car around a tree. So the dog is still injured. If your lucky in the next two hours you can catch the news and see my mom hand pooping it at the scene of the crash.

Clan McGregor - The cheapest
Ballantines - Smooth
Glenfiddich - Damn good!

Somehwo Mc wins every god damn time...DO THEY HAVE THIS SHIT IN KOREA?

My intrest in computers has been declining since about age 11, at one point It was totally dormant but awoke again. I will be selling all of computer stuff...routers, server, Nokia, laptop, shortly. I am going to quit my job and go back to school, I think I found a way to do it for free.

Peace out.

There is only one true philosopher and his name is Jimmy Buffet.

I checked my credit today and apparently I owed money to the apartments I use to live at. WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? Goddamn it I have 5 email address 2 phone numbers a mailing address, I bank, Why couldn't these people find me?

Routing 101

Beware: If he says something stupid, you misheard

SECURITYSteve G.'s solution to plug and play.

An Domain tree will be reresented by a triangle, and a forest by many triangles...but I figured you guys know what a tiranngle looks like, so I didn't draw them.

NETWORK A friend was having trouble when his roomates were using every one's favriote peer to peer program, and he asked me look at what was going on. After recieving a pcap file showing the internals of the network, it showed that there was an insane amount of multicasts from a protocol called ssdp. I hadn't heard of ssdp and I did a little reasearch. I determined that either Upnp or p2p had to go. I wasn't satisfied with my determination because I didn't feel confident enough to validate myself. After a few quick searches I found a blog that seemed accurate and made me feel confident enough to propose my theory Lee. He reccomended checking out Steve Gibson's site grc.com.

My second favorite character.

Introducing the charachters.

Hey Bruce Schneier, if it's a fuckin hoax don't fucking post it. Go sleep with mckeay...

My dog got hit by a car. Mom's a mess. Dad is angry. By the way that panel takes place at 6am.

If you don't have a poly-sci degree...or
have ever tried to get one, don't vote

You are the coolest...gonna miss your advice

Relatively 42: Oh, did you come up with the stipulations for contributing to the existing base of knowledge?
Relatively 42: Yeah, it's pretty good. I can't say I've read enough to evaluate it though
Relatively 42: i think it may be like choke, in that I can't really get much out of small parts, its really the whole that makes it worth anything
securemouse: Something new you can put on wikipedia that will not be changed
Relatively 42: otherwise it just seems...off or something
securemouse: It is a little odd
Relatively 42: That's the only stipulation?
securemouse: Something new you can put on wikipedia that will not be changed in 5 months
Relatively 42: define new, is that as in adding to a current definition or making a new one
Relatively 42: err entry or whatever
Relatively 42: but, theres the off chance that someone will change something in wikipedia to something that's wrong
securemouse: A new entry
Relatively 42: like me just deciding that i want to mess with it
securemouse: Sorry but the wikipedia is the existing bank of knowledge
securemouse: you'll have to deal with it
Relatively 42: I'm not bothered by that, i don't really believe in this concept very much in the first place, so i wouldn't be too picky about it either way, its just the added stipulation of no change in 5 months
Relatively 42: oh, by change, does this also mean that it cant be added to?
securemouse: It can be added to but not contradicted
Relatively 42: and by change, what if someone were to mess with it, and make it wrong, thus being a change,. but it gets fixed back to what it was
securemouse: As long as it isn't you fixing it
Relatively 42: so basically the only stipulation is finding a crack head that would have made something that's on wikipedia, or does he have to have put it there himself?

We had a bet something about crackheads adding to the existing bank of knowledge.

ZombiesCreatedMe: man the place I live is so freakn increadable u have to see it at some point...allso i had sex w/ a boy.
securemouse: Can I blog that?
ZombiesCreatedMe: yea if u wanna.

I feel incompetent and ill.

I am blogging this.

NewEgg confirmation Order
http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=34807033

COMPUTER
I bought it you god damn sons of bitches. I don't deserve it, but I bought and not only do I wonder where the AD is going to go I also am curious if I will find a bind expert.

COMPUTER Right before you install a linux server for a client
The linux guy says "Look we can install this system and it will do everything the windows server can do and it's free. Also it is the moral choice and the better software. The fact that it is open source makes it more secure. It is the best solution."

The windows guy says "Where are we going to put active directory?"

securemouse: God I love when people refer to their tower as a hardrive
got secretary: hahaha
got secretary: I remember you making fun of a teacher for calling it the "CPU" six years ago.
got secretary: What do you use to edit text when you're in a shell-only situation.
securemouse: Heh
securemouse: Good Times
securemouse: I fucking hate forums
securemouse: vi
got secretary: that took a lot of typing.
securemouse: what vi?
got secretary: explain the hate for forums.
got secretary: brb
securemouse: I ask a question and I get dumbass responses and then get dumped on because no one knows the solution
securemouse: It can't be done.
securemouse: thanks that really helps
securemouse: The moderator is the only guy who knows the answer to any question and he types responses to all questions, but the best is you only get his perspective or nay sayers.
securemouse: Hell and if you ask a question on two forums you get the same jack ass who just happens to be following "x" forums responding with the same response at both
securemouse: You always get two jackasses saying "google it"
got secretary: hahaha
got secretary: I second that about the moderators.
got secretary: I usually only read tech forums I find in searches, and I don't remember the last time I posted in one.
securemouse: Fuckin' I did google it. That's why I am typing this post in hell.
got secretary: haha
securemouse: http://tazforum.thetazzone.com/viewtopic.php?p=41889
securemouse: nokia is the moderator
securemouse: I am lazylate
securemouse: first thing he asks "Are you a dumbass with everything fitered but udp"
securemouse: What network am I running it on....EVDO you jackass
securemouse: Do you even read the posts you reply to?
securemouse: The third question is actually valid
securemouse: And one of the moderators took the grammar out of my sentence just so the damn link would work
securemouse: are you to fucking lazy to copy and paste
securemouse: And it is all wrapped in a bow when I thank the person who gave me three letters RLP
securemouse: Do you like vi?
got secretary: but I see everything you're talking about.. like last night I was looking for how to clear the screen in C and the only valuable response was to print out 10000 space characters.. and then everyone was like "yeah, do that!" but that's a fucking terrible idea.
securemouse: or do you use that commie pinko fag pico/nano shit?
got secretary: Yeah I hate it but I'm working on getting proficient at it by writing all my code in it.
securemouse: Awesome that's like how microsoft had us adjust a buffer...IIS consumes all its memory then after it runs out it shutsdown, so they told us just to give it more so now it fails every 7 days instead of 5
securemouse: Turns out the whole problem is that both mysql and iis are fighting for mem and mysql forcibly takes it
got secretary: You need to remove the comma.
securemouse: I removed it
securemouse: Those bastards
securemouse: I should put it back in.
got secretary: haha yeah
got secretary: how did you find this forum?
securemouse: I was on antionline.com (which is worse) and someone had this forum in their signature
securemouse: anyway the nokia guy is really good at cisco questions so I have stuck around
got secretary: that's cool.
securemouse: He is just a little to curious sometimes and asks me irrelevent questions
securemouse: Like I asked if I could simulate having my node in another network without a vpn.
securemouse: He answered my question but he also asked why I couldn't have a vpn.
securemouse: Why is that relevant?
got secretary: hah, no social life I guess.

PERSONAL Bud Light isn't a question, bitch
I went to the upscale beer store on Church St. today. It's adjoined to the Liquor store. I was buying a mini-keg of beer. And some lady said that the beer I was buying was "Germany's answer to Budlight." Hey lady, I think Bud Light tastes like something between a cespool and redneck sweat. Mind your own business you fucked up beer coinsure. Suck my dick and don't talk to me because I am buying 5 liters of beer.